really-funny-posts:

and they never saw each other again

kingoftheunderground:

doggosource:

you know who it is

calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

miniangel:

NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

groovian-whovian:

spinningrims:

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this.
There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls.
This can save so many lives

weirdmageddon:

weirdmageddon:

spongebob screencaps that have a feeling

sodomymcscurvylegs:

skrewsociety:

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

arcanine-weenus:

icanonlyjunkrat:

bratmcnugget:

danipup:

locket-ship:

jedihighcouncil:

hardtostayaway:

jedihighcouncil:

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

“treasuring” and “loving” your girlfriend will result in her quickly leave you. Girls HATE guys who treat them like goddesses. They view it as pathetic and weak.

I hate it when people say shit like this like we get it you’re an

Originally posted by whatareyoureallyafraidof

yall hurt him so bad he deleted his Manchild Manifesto

Y’all missed the best fucking part

beggars-opera:

seashellronan:

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

slumbermancer:

indagold-orchid:

A scientist actually wrote this. 

and every day i am thankful that they did.

dr-n-tropy:

ga1ahad:

you. awe. vawid.

italiansoda:

i tried

mobupsyko100:

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

glyndarling:

letitrainathousandflames:

letitrainathousandflames:

My dad told me that he has a coworker who’s a trans woman. She was married to this girl before her transition and they remained together after it. Everyone at work respects her pronouns. My dad is in a chiefing position at his office and he told me that nobody jokes behind her back. She and her wife have two cute dogs together and I felt like I should share this story bc I want everyone to know that this positivity and respect exists and you deserve it. Don’t ever dare think that you don’t because you do.

Update: they have three dogs now

Reblogging for the important update.